Ollie: "I want to look at my bum."
Me: "People really can't see their own bums from up there."
(Pause, deep in thought.)
Ollie: "When I grow up I'm going to have a kid called Ollie."
Me: "Really? How will you know which one when someone calls and asks for Ollie? Will one be called Ollie Junior?"
Ollie: "No. I'm going to have a kid called just Ollie so that I can look at my own bum."
Me: "People really can't see their own bums from up there."
(Pause, deep in thought.)
Ollie: "When I grow up I'm going to have a kid called Ollie."
Me: "Really? How will you know which one when someone calls and asks for Ollie? Will one be called Ollie Junior?"
Ollie: "No. I'm going to have a kid called just Ollie so that I can look at my own bum."
