8.22.2008

Matilda.

Matilda.

I recently stumbled upon a website where you can announce to the Internets which book got you hooked on reading. It's called First Book and although there's some sort of vote-to-get-books-sent-to-some-place thing going on, that's not really why I'm posting.



My "first book" was Matilda, by Roald Dahl, my favorite children's author. It obviously wasn't the first book I ever read - far from it. But it was the first time that I wanted to bunker down and reread over and over again. Not to mention the fact that I wanted to be able to move objects with my mind tricks. Matilda was probably the first book I was obsessed with, which led me into a Roald Dahl obsession. I read everything he wrote, including his not-really-meant-for-9-year-olds autobiographies. Oh, how I was scandalized by the nudists on his cruise ships! I'm guessing on the age, by the way. I assume I was 9, because that's when my copy (first edition!) was printed. I just checked my book, and it unfortunately must have been past the stage in my life where I documented my age and absolute ownership of the books, writing "This book belongs to Julia, age 7" in everything, in total chicken scratch, and sometimes right below a similar proclamation by my older sister, scribbled out by me *evil laughter*.

I know you've all read Matilda and loved it, but I know I had at least forgotten some of the fantastic details to the story and how perfectly every kid could weave themselves into her world (especially the "gormless" parents bit and wanting to have your sweet teacher invite you over for tea). Here's what is printed on the back cover - it makes me want to read it again right this minute:

Matilda is an extraordinary girl. She is sensitive and brilliant. Even before she is five years old she has read Dickens and Hemingway, Kipling and Steinbeck. Matilda's gormless parents are neither sensitive nor brilliant. They think Matilda is just a nuisance, and treat her as a scab - a scab to be endured until the time comes to flick her away.

As if this isn't enough, Matilda has to cope with the odious headmistress, Miss Trunchbull, who terrorizes the whole school, including Matilda's beloved class teacher, Miss Honey. When Matilda is attacked by Miss Trunchbull one day, she suddenly discovers she has an extraordinary power and realizes she can make trouble for the monstrous grown-ups in her life.
After Roald Dahl, there have been two other times in my life where I've gone and bought everything by a particular author and devoured it. The next was J.D Salinger. Le sigh. And then, Chuck Palahniuk, notably, uh, different than Matilda.

[whispers] Twilight doesn't count. It doesn't. Shut up.

8.13.2008

Of all the major things I could update you on...

Of all the major things I could update you on...

...I'm going to pick this one. I just watched Season 1 Episode 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Welcome to the Hellmouth"). Nelwyn, Adjunct Professor of Buffyology, very generously loaned me her director's cut ("chosen") box set, and by my crude calculations, if we average one episode per night, it's going to take us approximately 5.21 months to plow through it all.

But, I love it so. We're about to watch Episode 2 ("The Harvest") and I just had a dorky little idea of posting my favorite parts of every episode I watch, even if it's just one line at the end of a normal blog post.

So my "Welcome to the Hellmouth" favorite was definitely when the body fell out of the locker onto Cordelia's friend, mere seconds after they were bantering back and forth with "Pos!" and "Neg!" and maybe even a "Neg-ly!" Ah, 90s television at it's best.

One day I will fess up why I happened to start watching Buffy now, in 2008, at the ripe old age of almost-29 (okay fine, I'll fess up now. TWILIGHT is why. Eyeroll.) And another day I'll tell you about how I have two chapters written (very, very roughly) of a story (using the word "novel" makes me cringe). And yet another day maybe I'll write about England and show some pretty green and rainy pictures with Ollie in them.

Until then, I will sum up the last week and a half of my life with one word: VAMP. At least Buffy's vampires aren't sparkly.