okay, so trash that idea.
quick way to pop the paris honeymoon bubble:

(paraphrasing, but it looks more authoratative in quotes...) "last time i was there was in high school, and i have some bad memories that i wouldn't want to relive on our honeymoon."

okay, i'm sold. that's enough for me.
although now that i think about it, we'd better save hawaii until after the honeymoon, too. and santa cruz. oh, definitely kentucky and philadelphia. that's about it.

this isn't bad. this is just us opting to forge out a new place. blaze a new trail that's ours and only ours. sweet.