my inner environmentalist cringes everytime i pee in a public restroom

1. take smallish wad of toilet paper. wipe down seat. this also ensures that the toilet paper that touches your nethers later hasn't been handled by strangers. dirty strangers.
2. put down toilet seat cover.
3. pee. that is all. nothing else is allowed in public restrooms.
4. wipe, etc., then flush toilet with foot.
5. if you're feeling extra sanitary, use a piece of toilet paper to open door.
6. get a small piece of paper towel. get a large piece ready if it's one of those machines you have to touch.
7. use small piece to turn on faucet and dispence soap.
8. use small piece to turn off faucet.
9. use the large piece to dry your hands.
10. use the large piece to open the door. DO NOT TOUCH THE DOOR HANDLE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.