there are some things you just don't want popping out of the movie screen.
so the fabulous indie theater that played a midnight showing of office space this weekend (yyyyeahhhh) is also showing a 3D john holmes film in the coming weeks. um, i mean, in the next few weeks. damn it.

really, i might be up for it (!) if i could guarantee the following simple conditions:

1. nobody i know or have ever known would be there, except for the large group of friends i'd be with. (see item 2)
2. i'd be emotionally and socially protected by a large group of friends.
3. (and this is the key) EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE WOULD BE THERE TO LAUGH AT IT. nothing more. no pervs allowed.
4. they'd keep the lights on.

so on that note, i won't be going.
but still! 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!