the inaugural cable modem blog
here i am! at home! it's sunday!

until this point, my weekends were merely blogs waiting to happen. prose opportunities, witty thoughts, and thoughtful banter fluttered around the inside of my head from around 4:30 on friday until nine monday morning. inevitably, they'd flee my mind like passing scents on a breeze. i'd be left with a indiscriminate hint of a memory of a smell. did that just smell like turnips, or my grandma, or both? or maybe it wasn't even a smell.

now, with the luxury of cable, the gorgeous shiny new profile will be my portal to the scratch-n-sniff sticker realm of the blog.

i promise to be insightful and witty, and like, smart and stuff now. or maybe i'll just be a productive employee at work. either way, the world is undeniably a better place with instant, guilt-free internet right here whenever i want it. on a functional computer, too. life is good.