why i can't have a puppy or a baby
i forgot to water my basil plants last night. the only plants in the house. the only anything i need to care for and cultivate. and i forgot.

i have now made three bachelor-esque mistakes in two days:

the aforementioned basil neglect.

my first ever forgotten-glass-bottle-in-a-freezer experience.

the thin plastic container lid in the microwave. turns out it's not microwave-safe. the lid is now a beautiful wavey circular form of plastic.

nope, no puppies for me.