Hairdryer.

Hairdryer.

The other night, I dreamt that I was showing my sister my almost-popped belly button. Actually, in the dream it had completely popped out, and was the size of a giant appendage. So, of course, my sister goes digging amongst the belly button appendage, and pulls out a full-size, foldable hairdryer with a cord, missing the little plug part at the end. You know, that one inch plug would be just TOO MUCH plastic in my belly button.

We look down at my restored innie, and she says, "see, that's why your belly button was sticking out."