and this is how i say...
this is what i sound like.

i'm not sure how accurate a representation this is - i forced myself to not talk like drew barrymore. the last time i did something like this, someone said, "i was totally waiting for gulia to follow julia." anyway, i have better taste in men*.

i also have to add that there are many forms of "dude" interjections in my vocabulary. the sample included is an amalgam of "introductory filler," "expression of sympathy and shock," and "you just stepped on my foot, assclown."

enjoy, and talk back.

*ariel, don't you dare bring up which of the saved by the bell boys i had a crush on. now's not the time.