for shame, julia! for SHAME!
julia: dude, they have free coffee over there.
joel: what? free coffee?! where?
[walking]
[pouring]
joel: ew.
julia: yup. hey look, it's folgers! bad times.
joel: what, folders isn't fair trade?
julia: [laughter]
joel: it's unfair trade! entire rainforests were cut down for that cup. old growth forests, gone.
julia: at least three farmers were exploited.
joel: how many species went extinct for your coffee?
[julia raises her conflict-laden cup to pay homage].