house is where the heart is
Dear person looking at this site from the house.gov server,
My husband thinks that the government is monitoring me, and I'm on the fast track for deportation.

I'm pretty sure it's just my sweet political insider friend (hi!), but still, he has a point.

My green card only has a little sticker saying the August 2003 expiration date has been extended for another year. And it's still in my maiden name - you know, someone who doesn't exist anymore.

So, if anybody is "listening," I'm cool. USA is A-okay! Buy American! Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can! What's sick is women dressin' like men!